damn, like it's been like freaken 8 months....NEW TOPICS?! lol

let me just address this HERPES problem

yes, there are alot of people with herpes these days...as we have seen alot in our grad year, too many people with cum shots that cover their pores and form herpes.

i'm kidding.

but just FYI, there are two types of herpes....simplex 1 and 2....simplex one is the most common, it's not just sexually transmitted, and it ain't dangerous...all people that even get cold sores have herpes, even if they are virgins.....simplex 2 on the other hand it even nastier...its sexually transmitted usually thru the genital region, although oral transmissions ARE possible....just to remind you HIV/AIDS and other tupes of STI's are NOT orally transmitted....

just use a fucking condom okay.

WOW, it's been a while since this baby was updated eh? lol...but yesssssss, oh dear, it's been a scandalous month may has...lol

PROM: there's a reason why there are condoms available at the info counters you know....even though you may not need them, there ARE people that do...even if u don't think u need one, but there's a possiblity? TAKE ONE.....i don't need to see anymore drunkin chicks at afterparties go, "Davieeeee, do u have a condommmmmmmmmm, i know u dooooooo *scandalous look*" LOL

and here comes the summer....summerlove, the advent of STD season in september and october...please be careful peopleeeeeeee!!!! lol....i don't want another harsty chlamydia outbreak! SCANDALOUS! lol

awwwwwww, condomania has no guarantee of funding for the next fiscal school year....so no condomania till september!! this SUCKS!!! all u condom ppl need to go to clinics mannnn

okay, there's been this HUGE outbreak of chlamydia lately, and i want all of you too read the following bitchy statement from ME:

GO GET TESTED.  I know you may think that "this could never happen to me" but you know that's exactly what my friends said until they got tested this week and the tests for chlamydia were POSTITIVE...it's quite scary, but you gotta take care of urself! sometimes worrying about pregnancy isn't as important as getting a fricking disease!!!! GURLS! you need to wake up and realize that you need to prtect urself from diseases, cuz u don't know where that dick you slept with last nite has been!!!!!!  SAME FOR GUYS, please use condoms, cuz you can get just as many STD's as any other guy in any other country, it doesn't matter, you're still susceptable to contracting a STD!!!

USE PROTECTION!

no Q&A...........but summer is coming.....and i'm already hearing the scandalism....so PLEASE USE PROTECTION....

remember: even Birth Control doesn't prevent STD's!!!

so SORRY!! I've been neglecting my duties of sexXxPert....hehehehe....mkaez, time to answer questions la!

Q: What happens when someone masturbates too much?

A: ummmm, well, this depends.  If you're a guy and you masturbate too much, u could get blue balls! hahahaha, there's no worries about losing sperm or whatever because you make sperm to the grave, so u can never really "run out" lol...girls that masturbate too much can't do nething neither, although i believe it may increase the chance of an early ovulation....lol...guys and gurls, the point is, don't jack/jill off too much...it's not good for you! hahahaha....also, if you're OLD and u j/o too much, u increase the chance of a heart attack....for example, franklin roosevelt died int he middle of an orgasm because his heart couldn't take it....freals! no joke...

Q: Is it possible to get pregnant if you shower together after sex?

A: TECHNICALLY, it is possible....go Jovia!! hahahaha, yea mang, it COULD happen, all u need is a transfer of fluids...but it's highly, highly unlikely...just be clean to eachother okay? lol....

Q: What's a prostate?

A: the prostate gland is located a few inches up the anus of the male and produces parts of the ingredients of SEMEN.  when stimulated, the prostate gland can possibly even give pleasure, which is why anal sex for men (gay or straight) is becoming more and more popular.

hahaha, let's hope i update more frequently now eh?? i hope all u wild kids were SAFE over this spring break! or else i'll bitch...hahahaha